Friday, June 29, 2012

How I Spent The 1st Week of Summer Vacation

My Summer Dream

I decided this summer that I wanted my kids and I to do something different than what we usually do during the summer.  Usually, we sit around, spray each other with the garden hose, and drink mojitos while we talk about all of the things we want to do but aren't because we're just sitting around instead.

No, they don't drink mojitos.  Come on.  That would be ridiculous, people.  Sheesh.

This summer I decided that I wanted to keep up with my mondo-uberly fabulous sister-in-law and get my children learning and active and not let them while away their hours in front of the TV and computer.  My amazing sister-in-law has the patience of a saint, massive screaming energy that rockets out of fingertips and the ends of her hair, and the endurance of the really good set of tires.  Her family is always going somewhere great and doing something awesome during the summer.

I wish I could spend every day with them.

I wish I could send my kids over to spend every day with them.

I wish they would open a camp for moms and kids who spend their time sitting around drinking mojitos, but for some reason they think that's kind of a weird, over-the-top idea.  Something about stepping up to the plate and taking care of my own kids.

And AA.

I don't know.

Whatever....

My parents always told me that if you want to be where someone else is, look at what they're doing and do that.  I was certain that with the right planning and preparation I would be able to sail through the summer with handwriting pages, flash cards, 47 novels, a garden of sunflowers, a flock of chickens, a spotless house, a field trip a week, and a smile on my face.

It's been seven days.

I'm fucked.


My Summer Reality

Sorry to swear.  I'm just kind of tired and I tend to swear when I get tired.  I've been arguing for a week.  Turns out, kids don't really want to do handwriting pages and flash cards and read books during summer vacation.

Although, as I've recently come to find out, my daughter isn't entirely opposed to the idea and she can't quite figure out why her brother doesn't like it.

"Math is fun.  It has animals on it."

1st grade rocks.  5th grade?  Not so much....but when you compare it to, say, running a small business and trying to make payroll in this economy,

or trying to keep the house clean with two kids making constant messes,

 or keeping nutritious foods in the house when Daddy comes home with Fruit Loops....

5th grade isn't so bad. 

But, I feel like I'm getting off track.

You know kids do want to do?

It's the same thing we all wanted to do during summer vacation when our parents were making us do the math packets that they ordered from the schools so we wouldn't forget everything we learned during the year.

Wait.  What?

Your parents didn't order those? 


Kids want to swim.



This wasn't really a swimming moment, but it happened near a pool and these little ponytails make me smile.  And smiling is one of my big goals this summer.

Kids want to ride bikes.





And when they are in doubt about their ability to successfully pass another rider without hitting them, they crash head-first into the nearest fence.

It's the better option.



Kids want to party and laugh and eat candy.


I actually had another version of this picture but when someone saw it someone was not happy with the way someone looked, and then someone else in the picture said that was too bad because he has fat eyes and that's it, and then I laughed....

Moving on.

Seeing as it has only been seven days, I'm not going to give up yet.  I still have a plan to read 47 novels, and make lemonade from scratch, and go see the King Tut exhibit.  We'll just go slow and start small.

Yesterday we went to the library.

But it was in a different town.  And it was a lot bigger than our library, with a statue of Ghandi in front.  We had a little lesson about him with everything I could remember from Mr. Val's World Civ. class while we stood there.

I felt our learning for the day was complete.

Baby steps.

I love ya'!




Wednesday, June 20, 2012

180

T'was day 180
And all through our pad,
The children were flouncy and happy,
Not sad.

Their work was complete,
The testing all done,
Summer was here,
It was time for some fun.

The sun shone down,
On their smiles so bright,
As they zipped out the door
In the early morning light.

I waved goodbye
And watched them go,
The final make up day
From all of that snow.

It's time for ice cream and beach,
Lemonade and the pool.
Because it's finally here,
THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!!!


Happy Summer!!!


Monday, June 18, 2012

Let's Do 52 ~ Week 25 {Random Favorites}

I got up at 5:07 this morning so that I would have enough time to:

wash my face, 

get dressed, 

do my makeup,

pull my hair back with my sunglasses because I look stupid in headbands,

pack the cooler, 

get the kids up, 

get Prince Charming up, 

get Prince Charming's mother up (although she was a peach and got up on her own without my help) 

and get everyone in the car so we could drive back from the beach house in Monday morning traffic in time to get the kids to school.

Then PC, his mother and I ran home so we could unload the truck before I had to jump in my car and dash back over to the school for field day, during which I learned that:

4th grade boys don't care about looking stupid on a pogo stick and are willing to try anything once.

5th grade boys are willing to try the pogo stick, but are more interested in calling themselves "Dork" when they can't do it.

6th grade boys are too cool to look stupid trying to jump on a pogo stick.

Girls of all grades, when slightly unsure about their pogo stick jumping abilities, will hold up the wall, chomp on Red Vines and look completely uninterested and miserable at the pogo stick station.

Then I hauled myself back home, uploaded my pics from the weekend, and chose a few random favorites for this week. 

Except that now my McCafe from 6:52 this morning has worn off and I'm starting to hit a wall and I don't know that I have the energy to tell you why these are my random favorites, so I guess I'll just let them speak for themselves this time.

Random Favorite #1 ~ The Mirror

 Random Favorite #2 ~ Chalk

Random Favorite #3 ~ It's Windy

Random Favorite #4 ~ I Wish I Lived There...

Random Favorite #5 ~ Because I Used To Love John Ebner Paintings

Random Favorite #6 ~ Why, Yes...I Did Make Those From Scratch

 Loving you with my head down sleeping,



Friday, June 8, 2012

Let's Do 52 ~ Week 24 {Black & White Portrait}

Okay...technically I took this picture a few days ago, but I didn't this to it until today...so, I'm counting it for next week's theme.

We watched My Week With Marilyn recently,

and when I say we watched I mean I watched and Prince Charming asked questions every 5 seconds about who's this and who's that and what are they talking about and maybe he should have just read Blonde like I did so he'd have a clue what this movie was about.....

But, it was better than watching the other DVD we had about naked vampires that have sex and suck the life out of everyone in a small, sweaty Louisiana town while my beloved's mother sat next to me on the couch knitting a blanket.

Could my face get any redder?, Party of one. 

Prince Charming was not at all embarrassed to watch naked vampires in front of his mother.  He goes to Hooters with his mother.  Although, really, they only did that once, but that's always his gauge.

"No, I'm not embarrassed of that in front of my mom.  I went to Hooters with my mom."

Anyway....

We watched My Week With Marilyn instead and at the end they had these amazing black and white pictures of Marilyn, although, truthfully, it could have been Michelle Williams (she was that good), and I totally wanted to try them with my girlie. 

So, I did.



My Chicken List...a.k.a. Let's Do 52 ~ Wk. 23 {Solo}

I'm really angry at the chickens.


The chickens are on my list.  At the top, in fact.


My list is called  

Chickens I'm Really Angry At Because They Ate My Pumpkin Plants

I'm not that creative when I'm angry.


I've replanted six of the pumpkins, and the chickens better stay away from this time, or I'll have them for dinner.

And not in that "Come on in.  Draw up a chair.  I'll feed you a hot, home cooked meal" kind of way, either.


I think you get what I'm saying.

I'm determined to have pumpkins and sunflowers in my garden this year that do not get eaten by creatures.


You hear that, chickens?  Keep your free-ranging selves over there!

That should about take care of it.


Friday, June 1, 2012

My Weekend In Status Updates

Time at the beach means days on end without technology.  We have TV's, and MP3 players and stuff, but no computers and no internet access, which is always a challenge for my mind because I've got a real problem thinking in status updates.  I always come up with them and then they just get wasted because I've got nowhere to put them.

Sometimes I say them to Prince Charming.

Sometimes he laughs.

Sometimes he just looks at me.

Sometimes he makes a sandwich. 

Anyway, this past weekend, I decided not to let all of this magnificent 1-3 sentence thinking go to waste and I wrote down all of my status updates so I could share them with you:


Yay, Beach!  Let's go have some fun!  Have a great weekend!!


 
I thought the whole point of leaving a day early was so that we could miss the traffic.


Okay, 3 hours in the car without DVD players.  We seriously need to get new DVD players.....and some wine.


Beautiful.  Gorgeous.  Wish you were here.



 
Hangin' 10 in the waves with my girlie.  No, 10 toes.  What were you thinking?


GIRLIE:  My feet are getting pricked by the grass
ME:  Yeah, that happens.  I get pricked all the time.
GIRLIE:  Does it hurt?
ME:  No.  Not really.
PC:  {Laughing hysterically}
ME:  What?  Why are you.....Oh.  Real mature.


 Okay...seriously?  I cannot be the only one who sees Winnie The Pooh in this lemon, right?


My children are chasing a snake and I'm not stopping them for three reasons:
1.  I love that they're playing outside.
2.  I love that they're playing cooperatively together.
3.  I have no plans in the near or far future to take them to a reptile house or allow them have any kind of pet without legs that slithers, so go for it, man.




ME:  Hey!  Let's make margaritas!
PC:  We don't have any tequila.  We have wine.
ME:  Oh....Hey!  Let's make sangria!
I never said I wasn't easy.......to please, sicko.


A quiet house, a cup of coffee, a lovely sunrise, and my new magazine.  Mornings were made to be spent like this....




Since when does having 1/8" of TP left on the roll mean that a new roll gets put on the counter?  TP does not get stored on/put on/used from the counter.  It's this kind of stuff that leads to the break down of a civilized society, people....


This is how seagulls get high enough to see over tall buildings.  No...that's what they're doing.  No.....Yes, it absolutely is.  Yes...and I'm pretty sure I don't want to talk about this anymore....


GRANDMA:  Oh!  I am so stiff.
ME:  {looks at PC}
PC:  {looks at me}
GRANDMA:  That walk made me so stiff.  
ME:  {starting to snort}
GRANDMA:  I'm just so stiff.  Aren't you stiff?
PC:  Uhh, no, not really.
ME:  {can't hold it in any longer.....} Bahahahahahahahahaha!

GRANDMA:  What?....Oh, you guys! 




Ahhhhh....sitting on the sofa sipping sangria in the sunshine.  S...ssssssssss....


Too sangria buzzed to read, but not buzzed enough to be able to watch golf.  I hate it when that happens.




Mmmmm....S'mores.


Me in a hubcap.  I don't know.
Must be time to head home.


Great beach.  Great weekend.