Evidently, the gardener is on vacation. For the past three months.
"What is that supposed to mean?"
Nothing. I'm just saying we have a lot of leaves on our lawn.
"I work really hard during the week, you know."
I know. And that chair is not going to hold itself down all weekend, is it?
"Stop it."
I'm just saying that if we had a nickel for every leaf on our lawn....
"I said stop."
I'm just saying that the rake is in the shed and if we had one vacation day for every leaf on our lawn...
"I'm leaving."
Okay, wait. Are you leaving or are you leafing? Because I think there might be a difference.
"Whatever."
Happy Leafing!


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