Natural light isn't any big challenge for me. I shoot everything in natural light. Mostly because I hate flash light. It's fluorescent and fake.
If you have $47,000 of lighting equipment that gives a soft, warm, natural effect to your images, great.
I do not. And I detest, abhor, recoil, loathe and otherwise find it pukey to use flash. If I'm in a situation where I have to use flash light, I just crank my ISO over and shoot naturally.
I would rather have grain in my image than use a flash.
I would rather get a slight blur in my image than use a flash.
I would rather not take the picture than use a flash.
No...Wait...I know...
I would rather get a root canal and a bikini wax at the same time than use a flash.
I would rather watch every episode of Barney than use a flash.
I would rather let a spider crawl on my arm while a chicken walks on my head than use a flash.
Don't stop me. I'm on a roll.
I would rather filter my coffee through a pair of underwear than use a flash.
I would rather stick a bobby pin in an electrical socket than use a flash.
I would rather use my hair as dental floss than use a flash.
Okay...now this is just getting stupid....
Oooohhh...
I would rather dance on the hood of a moving car while singing a medley of 99 Luftballons, How Do You Talk To An Angel and the theme song from Greatest American Hero than use a flash.
I would rather wear white spandex with neon yellow leg warmers and moon boots through Bellevue Square than use a flash.
I would rather get Botox all over my body and look like one of those creepy, plastic, surprised ladies than use a flash.
I bet I can keep this going. Just gimme a minute....

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