The Not-Nearly-Wed Team Wins Again!

The Really Wed v. Nearly Wed Game

Valentine Edition 2K12

Based on the 'Live! with Kelly' Newlywed Game segment, pitting Jerry O'Connell
 (aka Verno from Stand By Me) and his real-life wife Rebecca Romijn
against some random engaged couple that won some random wedding giveaway after
Regis left the show.  I watched it last week while I was busy not creating my great

Valentine Photo Expo of 2012.

I pre-answered this series of questions, then asked Prince Charming for 

his answers while we were driving to the beach house last weekend.  

One point for every matching answer.

Question #1

Do you have a nickname for your significant other?

PRINCE CHARMING:  Ummm, a nickname?  Let's see....I call you Mama.
ME:  Oh.  I said your nickname for me is 'Lower Lombar'.
PRINCE CHARMING:  I was gonna' say 'Lower Lombar' but I thought it was stupid.
ME:  It is.

Question #2

Where did your 1st significant kiss take place?

PRINCE CHARMING:  On the floor of my living room in front of the fireplace.
ME:  What!?!  NO!
PRINCE CHARMING:  Yeah, it was.
ME:  We started dating in the summer.  Why would we have been in front of the fireplace in the summer?
PRINCE CHARMING:  Oh?  Wasn't that you?
ME:  It was in the passenger-side doorway of your truck in the Billy McHale's parking lot.
PRINCE CHARMING:  Billy McHale's.  Yeah.  I used to spend a lot of time there.

Question #3

If your significant other was stranded on a deserted island, what one item could they not live without?

PRINCE CHARMING:  Well, you would definitely need a way to make fire.
ME:  What?
PRINCE CHARMING:  I could make fire, but you?  Huuuh.....no.
ME:  No.  Like a personal item.  What personal item could I not live without?
PRINCE CHARMING:  Oh.  Coffee.
ME:  Good one.  I said computer, but coffee is way better.  I'm giving us the points for that one.

Question #4

What item of clothing do you wear that your significant other can't stand?

Admittedly, it took me about 24 hours prior to playing this game with him to come up with an answer to this one.  He really doesn't wear anything that I hate.  I thought about something maybe that an old girlfriend gave him, but I burned all that stuff when I moved in.  I hate it when he wears anything with holes in it....


PRINCE CHARMING:  You wear stuff with holes.
ME:  Yeah, but I don't like it when you do.

He also has a shirt he got in Hawaii that has some funky Hawaiian King's name on it that I can't pronounce and I hate it when he wears clothes I can't read.

PRINCE CHARMING:  That blue and purple golf shirt that I got in Nevada.
ME:  Oh!  Yes!  I forgot about that.  I hate that!!!  Good one!  We get points for that, too.

Question #5

If your significant other were a dessert, what dessert would they be?

PRINCE CHARMING:  Anything chocolate, and I'd be a banana split.
ME:  Yay!  That's what I said, too!  We rock!

Question #6

Who is your significant other's celebrity cru...

PRINCE CHARMING:  Dennis Quaid.
ME:  Can I finish the question please?
PRINCE CHARMING:  The answer is Dennis Quaid.  Next question.
Whatever.  He's right, anyway....

Question #7

If your significant other could do any other job than what they do now, what would it be?

PRINCE CHARMING:  You know what I always thought would be cool to do?  I thought a lot about being a stock broker when I was a kid.
ME:  Excuse me!?  I said you'd want to be a professional football player....Mr. 21 for Life.  Mr. Wide-Receiver.  Mr. NFL Sunday.  Mr. I Could Have Been A Contender.
PRINCE CHARMING:  Oh, well, yeah...but your body has to be in shape for that.  Mine's not.  But I think it would be cool to buy and sell and trade and watch the market.
ME:  Who are you?

Question #8

What is your significant other's guilty pleasure TV show?

PRINCE CHARMING:  What does that mean?
ME:  You know, like something that I watch that I wouldn't really want anyone to know about.  Like when you used to watch Sex and the City with me and not tell anyone.
PRINCE CHARMING:  I never watched that with you.
ME:  Or like when you used to watch Grey's Anatomy with me.
PRINCE CHARMING:  I only did that because McDreamy made you all steamy and stuff and I thought I should be in the room when that happened.
ME:  Awwwwww...that's sweet.  Now come on.  We need this point.  What's my guilty pleasure TV show?
PRINCE CHARMING:  I don't know.  That president thing?
ME:  The West Wing?  The West Wing rocks.  Why would I not want anyone to know about that?  No.  That's not it.
PRINCE CHARMING:  I don't know then.
ME:  I would say the one that I watch that I really never do a lot of advertising on is Glee.
PRINCE CHARMING:  Yeah, that show's stupid.

You Scored: 4 out of 8

These quizes are stupid and should only be 

used to kill time while driving to the beach house.

You are perfectly matched and should 

never ever be apart for the rest of your lives.

Pretty much what I thought.