Love Affair on 3rd Base

Their love affair began several years ago.  About five to be exact.

He was a chiseled Prince Charming.  She had red, curly hair.

He was quiet.  She made noise constantly.

He liked to sit and catch up on the game.  She wanted him to read all the Berenstain Bears books.

He was always making jokes.  She understood some of them.

He said things like, "Here, let me show you."  She said things like, "Gimme a kiss, Baby!"

He called her Red and Fireball and Stompy.  She called him Daddy.

And when she played ball, no one was more proud.