Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Sunday Self-Portraits

ME:  Here.  Let's take a picture together.

PC:  Okay.  What do you want me to do?

ME:  Just sit here with me.  Ready?


ME:  Okay.  Don't put your head so far back.  Keep your chin down.

PC:  I'm trying.  You're holding it up too high.

ME:  Let's try it again.  Ready?



ME:  Don't lean on my face like that.

PC:  I'm not.

ME:  Yes you are.  Look.  See how you're pulling my face down?  Try it again.



ME:  STOP PULLING MY FACE DOWN!

PC:  I'm not.  You're leaning on me!

ME:  Just...alright...let's maybe try a kissing one.  Rmmeadee?


ME:  No.  It's blurry.

PC:  And stupid.

ME:  Well, I thought you were going to look surprised so I looked surprised, too.

PC:  Why would I look surprised?  

ME:  I don't know.  I just thought that's what you were doing.  Your eyes were all open.

PC:  Yeah, 'cause I'm looking at you.  I'm not going to look surprised.

ME:  Fine.  Come on.  One more.


ME:  What was that?

PC:  I thought it'd be funny.

ME:  I'm making this my profile picture....so....no.

PC:  I don't know what you want then.

ME:  I want you to just look normal.

PC:  This is my normal face.

ME:  I'm just going to use this one then.



PC:  Then why did we take all those others?

ME:  Because it was fun.


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