Motherhood

Prince Charming's oldest girl is getting ready to have a baby. 

She's going to be a mama.

Prince Charming is going to be a grandpa. 

I am not going to be a grandmother.

If you know anything about me, you'll understand why that makes perfect sense.

But, if you don't know me that well, I offer the following alternative options:

A.  I don't look nearly old enough to be a grandmother.
B.  My mother is a grandmother, okay?
C.  Both A & B
D.  C

Except then my neighbor asked me what the baby was going to call me, and I had to say,

"Probably Grandma."

And she said,

"Uh-huh.  Grandma."

Then she laughed.